lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

spanknastyfresh:

lizblizz:

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

Mind blown. :P

Holy.Shit

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

hilegunslingers:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Basically, lol.

there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it

PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

joala:

karasratworld:

Remi and the bubbles :) So adorable!! I think she liked them until they popped in her face lol :P

oh my fucking god

bandseverywhere:

Happy Birthday Alan 

vvorldwideweb:

i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh