Word, yo.

just watched the movie version of august osage county. i mean, it was okay, but it really was made for a stage, the broadway version was wayyyyy better. I guess all the critics were right, just wanted to see if it was any good…

loved the broadway play, the movie was eh

I got a save the date for my youngest cousin on either side’s sweet 16 in august today. what the fuck. it’s weird cause she’s the youngest but undoubtedly the most mature/has her life planned/together more than anyone else in my family haha.

ohveronika:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

My life.

haha I grew up outside of NYC and definitely do NOT romanticize small town life. can’t wait to move back down there!

lunatoneitdown:

have you ever heard a raven talk?

because apparently they can go from severus snape to japanese schoolgirl in .5 seconds.

I love evening walks in the spring with my puppy :)

I love evening walks in the spring with my puppy :)

As much as I love the show, I will never let it go that in Malcom in the Middle there wasn’t even a middle child, much less Malcom.

notthatjesus:

nyro:

not that any of you will care or believe this but i cant look at hot dogs the same way anymore…. =/ my boyfriend choked on a hot dog and almost died at the laemmle in santa monica while we were watching the movie la grande bellezza (really great film btw) mind you danny devito was sitting in the seat directly beside him and didnt fucking do shit, i barely “attempted” to do the heimlich maneuver when this guy came out of fucking nowhere and jumped like 10 rows and saved his life! TRUE STORY lol. be careful with hot dogs people. hot dogs are evil.

Whoa reading that was like riding a rollercoaster

err…what?

notthatjesus:

nyro:

not that any of you will care or believe this but i cant look at hot dogs the same way anymore…. =/ my boyfriend choked on a hot dog and almost died at the laemmle in santa monica while we were watching the movie la grande bellezza (really great film btw) mind you danny devito was sitting in the seat directly beside him and didnt fucking do shit, i barely “attempted” to do the heimlich maneuver when this guy came out of fucking nowhere and jumped like 10 rows and saved his life! TRUE STORY lol. be careful with hot dogs people. hot dogs are evil.

Whoa reading that was like riding a rollercoaster

err…what?

partlylesbian:

more-complex-than-youthink:

thelesbianguide:

popculturebrain:

New Trailer: ‘Orange Is the New Black' Season 2 - June 6

HOLY FUCK YES GIVE YOU TO ME NOW!

Yes yes YES 😍😍😍
findbeautyintheimperfect

The most important thing

It’s 10:30 and I’ve already had two breakfasts, 3 snacks and me and a co-worker just had some ice cream cake. Oops.

nevvleaf:

'BREAKING NEWS'

nevvleaf:

'BREAKING NEWS'

speedyegbert:

solrac31337:

History repeats itself…


these things always frustrated me because they aren’t made for left handed people.

speedyegbert:

solrac31337:

History repeats itself…

these things always frustrated me because they aren’t made for left handed people.